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Captastic

When you receive news that’s so unbelievable and fantastic, you’d think the person is capping.
The word is normally reserved for extraordinary news, rather than mediocre news.
Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s captastic!
Eg2
The guy who was single his entire life: I just got married
His friends: Yoo, that’s Captastic bro!
by Captana July 13, 2020
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CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.
CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist
by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010
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craptastic

My little brother convinced me to buy medel of honor frontline yesterday, and guess what... it's craptastic
by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004
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crustastic

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...
"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"
by Cruste September 24, 2003
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crapastic

A negative term made by a combination of crappy and fantastic (with fantastic in this case meaning extreme.)
I got stuck with a crapastic accompanist for that audition.
by Leslie Knowles June 15, 2008
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cripsticks

You're on cripsticks again!? You clumsy hoe!
by njsur1786 August 4, 2011
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craptastic

Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.
Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!
by Teh Phantom240 December 10, 2008
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