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Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".
DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.
by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020
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Craft

An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.
by juliaock September 8, 2015
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Creatard

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.
Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.
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Crafty Veteran

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.
Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.
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clefty

Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.
Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.
by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006
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craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.
Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
by betsy January 20, 2005
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clefticle

Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.
Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.

Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008
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