Cramalot

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

by Brian Poontang June 8, 2014

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

Dusty Creamcone

Fucking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. When you pull out you have dust and cream all over your cock.

So I banged Betty White yesterday and had the biggest Dusty Creamcone afterwards. My dick was covered in dust and pussy residue.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

light cream

Milk. Just milk. Nothing sexual, just milk. Contrast with heavy cream.

Do you put light cream on your cereal or cereal on your light cream?

by Kartana1 May 9, 2020

Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!

bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

by Pumpkindaddy May 1, 2023