"Café Crawlerism" or CCism encompasses both motorcycle abuse and a trendiness dependence. CCism in the classical illness model will follow a progressive course: if a person continues to modify the motorcycle, the performance and appearance will worsen. This will lead to harmful consequences in their life, physically, mentally, emotionally and socially. The emotional progression of the addict’s response to the modification can be seen in four phases. The first two is considered “normal” modification and the last two are viewed "typical" Café Crawlerism. The four phases consists of, 1 learning the mood swing; a person is introduced to modification, in some cultures this can happen at a relatively young age. The person enjoys the happy feeling, at this stage there is no emotional cost. 2 Seeking the mood swing, a person will make further modifications to regain that feeling of euphoria; modifications of higher complexity will be required. Again at this stage, there are no significant consequences. 3 At this stage there are consequences, i.e. part miss-fitment, free-play problems, holes in the pistons due to long-term lean carburetor settings, oil shooting out of the exhaust pipe, binding the rotor due to upgraded calipers, herniated disks in the spine due to clubman bars, hearing damage due to riding around with open headers, etc. 4 The person will continue to ride and modify the motorcycle disregarding the problems. This stage is detrimental and is a risk for premature death.
"Hello my name is Rafael and I suffer from Café Crawlerism.
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."
by MotoSurgeon October 13, 2011
An Arse Crawler is a well known parasite of the Grabba Worm origin. It crawls up the anus of particular people especially when found in a particular social circle. The Arse Crawler has only been discovered recently in a town called St Helens. It is unknown if there are more of its kind in the Uk or the rest of Europe.
If you would like to remove an arse crawler, we suggest you take the mick out of it and it will listen but never respond. Then you must act fast and remove the arse crawler!
Please be aware if you come in contact with arse crawler or more commonly known as a Grabba Worm. You may likely come in contact with grease residue. If you have been infected make sure to call an ambulance
If you would like to remove an arse crawler, we suggest you take the mick out of it and it will listen but never respond. Then you must act fast and remove the arse crawler!
Please be aware if you come in contact with arse crawler or more commonly known as a Grabba Worm. You may likely come in contact with grease residue. If you have been infected make sure to call an ambulance
An Arse Crawler has entered the anus of Aidsrun37. Watch out lads, we need to remove the Grabba Worm without being infected with grease
by InspectorGrabba March 23, 2019
Example 1:
*Creepy Crawler shouting out his car window* - Hey wazz yo name baby gurl!
*girl walking on the street* - Ew no! creepy crawler!
Example 2:
Guy 1 - Damn did you see Steve talking to that younger girl at the party?!?
Guy 2 - Yea, he's such a creepy crawler.
Example 3:
Girl - My history teacher is such a creppy crawler!
Creepy crawler chaser - Lucky!!
Girl - Ew...*walks away*
*Creepy Crawler shouting out his car window* - Hey wazz yo name baby gurl!
*girl walking on the street* - Ew no! creepy crawler!
Example 2:
Guy 1 - Damn did you see Steve talking to that younger girl at the party?!?
Guy 2 - Yea, he's such a creepy crawler.
Example 3:
Girl - My history teacher is such a creppy crawler!
Creepy crawler chaser - Lucky!!
Girl - Ew...*walks away*
by wendywilliams July 11, 2011
Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.
by Abraham Linksys September 21, 2012
Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
by Crunk Dawson December 20, 2009
A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.
by cryinmybeer September 07, 2009
by lifeiiigigig September 01, 2010