cryptopsy

A brutal death metal band from Canada.

"Next on the Headbanger's Ball is a video from Cryptopsy."

by Bob October 22, 2003

craptopia

n. an imperfect place or state where everyone lives in discord and everything is for the worst

Visiting the inlaws is a journey to craptopia. I moved from south central Shitville to Craptopia.

by jawsfrog1175 February 10, 2009

cryptopsy

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal

Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.

by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

craplopedia

A person who knows way too much useless crap.

Stephen usually knows the answers on any game show. He's such a craplopedia.

by Michael D. Palmer December 6, 2006

craptography

Craptography - Slang term referring to bad photography as coined by Craptography.com members are dedicated to critiquing good and bad photography as a means for enhancing our own photographic skills.

Dude, now that's craptography!

I took some pictures when I was drunk, pure craptography!

by wavelength November 10, 2008

Crapophony

Used to describe an awful, disorderly mess of a noise. This can be a poorly played instrument, or progressive experimental jazz.

Mother: "Billy, please tell your dad to put the drumsticks down. It's getting late."
Billy: "Dad, Mum says the crapophony is getting on her tits."

by sammo303 September 20, 2010

cryptopunk

Person who knows how to use cryptocurrency, is familiar with anonymizing protocols and tools.

Jason is such a cryptopunk, he set up his own tor node!

by cthulabot December 6, 2013