Crapicles

Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.

"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."

by bina and aisha May 24, 2005

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

crapifications

(n.) when the ramifications of a certain decision will yield disastrous results of epic proportions.

I don't think you understand the crapifications if you press that button!

by Dick Eader December 5, 2006

Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018

U.S. Crapital

A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.

Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018