Crapet

A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.

Man, I got to sacrifice that goat of mine to Bovalhobnish soon, or my crapet won't get clean again.

by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011

Craney

A name for a student who is enrolled in the Crane School of Music at SUNY Potsdam. This term applies to the nerdiest of all music nerds: those students who can not make conversation without including a cheesey music joke or discussion of the latest piece they are working on.

Wow, you are such a craney!

by anonymous October 26, 2004

CRAPER

(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up.

That kid Brent is a craper. He went into the shower with those two girls who didn't even know him.

by Baby DEEck September 2, 2010

crappy-crap-crap

Crappy to the furthest extent, Also really , really crappy.Another meaning is a decent insult. See also -> craptacular crap crappy

adj. "That hoopty was crappy-crap-crap." insult "That butt was crappy-crap-crap."

by That Bum April 30, 2005

Crapeater

One who eats poo

Mrs.Fumi

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

crapyob

otherwise known as 'parc boy' devised by kerria lowlives, as a term that inclines that you attend park (thick) school. These people have no jobs or lives and resort to violence to solve their day-to-day dilemmas

"ste, you are a fucking crapyob....boi.."
"These carpyobs are everywhere nowadays"
"crapyobs are the new generation of chavs"

by stevey B December 7, 2006

Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012