Craig

(noun, adjective) Common expression for individuals who love to wear blue crisp shirts, silver glasses, dress pants, and hot shoes, plus are kind-hearted, successful, gym-goer, and great kisser.

L: Ever since he got promoted, don has become a craig!

A: Can't believe how craig you are now!

T: Don't ever dream to get such craig with that grandma dress on you.

by Lashy-Lashy February 15, 2009

Craig

Craig is his own species, so uncultured that it's not even funny anymore.

Craig: *says something stupid* *being ignorant*

Me: Stop being such a Craig, UGhhh

by Cora Austin February 20, 2019

Craig

that guy from the list

dude: hey i'm about to sell something
other dude: try selling it on that list craig made

by csuki March 25, 2020

Craig

Will steal and fucking bang your wife to infinity and beyond. Very handsome and attractive, ladies man. I fucked yo bitch cuh

Craig's got my wife

by fucked yo bitch cuh March 6, 2020

Craig

That white MF that stole my weed.

Hey, where's my weed? I know, that MF Craig took it all!!!

by Trechey February 4, 2010

Craig

Verb or noun. To Craig: to have sexual intercourse withtout proper protection. i.e. a condom. Inspired by former professionnal hockey player, coach and executive Craig Mctavish, last NHLer to play without a helmet. Expression used in certain regions of hockey-mad Canada as well as Belgium. A close analogy is drawn here between the protection offered by hockey helmet and the one provided by a condom, which might be referred to as a "penis helmet".

"Chuck craiged a bagger last night, I really hope she was clean". "Another craig? No wonder your balls hurt!"

by LeDawg December 6, 2009

craig

God

Look at jesus's dad craig

by bangbang247 October 23, 2012