moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

critical acclaim

an awesome song by Avenged Sevenfold (a7x) that talks about how stupid americans can be.

Dude, critical acclaim is an awesome song.

by yourmommy1234 April 26, 2008

Craptical

Antonym of practical. Something faulty or useless.

You gave me this very craptical electric room stove burner and we’re sitting and freezing here in dark as all fuses are gone

by Sqbany February 2, 2021

Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.

Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.

by Ponyface March 15, 2009

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.

"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015

Crasticate

1. To have sex with your daughter, then have another daughter and have sex with her.
2. To be incest

This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.

This word can be used as an insult

You crasticated fuck
Fuck your crasticated family

by qwertyasfuck321 December 12, 2016