CPR

The dominating sexual act where a male performs the standard CPR procedure on another person choking/being choked. The standard involves 30 cock pumps followed by 2 breaths or allowing 2 breaths.

Jerry: Ben, I went on this tinder date last night. The girl was a freak. She actually asked me to perform CPR on her

Ben: and...

Jerry: the doctor said she will walk with a limp for a couple days, but she should make a full recovery.

by Sweetnlow April 10, 2019

cpr

cool pigs rule

"yo bro, youre cpr!"
"bro i gave your wife cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

A song

" I save dick by giving it CPR put my mouth on like CPR"

by Marz99 November 12, 2021

CPR

Cunt. Pussy.Rectum.

Joey: Hey Mikey what does CPR stand for?
Mikey: Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation?
Joey: I thought it was Cunt Pussy Rectum

by CaptainBoat September 18, 2018

CPR

Stands for "Cap Plus Ratio."

Used against people who are capping.

Aaron: "Just came back from the mrs; lasted 10 minutes."
Lewis: "CPR (Cap Plus Ratio)."

by LewisSmart17 March 8, 2022

CPR

Candy Peppermint Resuscitation.

bungbob: This calls for CPR! Candy Peppermint Resu'sitation!

by pseud0nym12470 April 22, 2023

French CPR

the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.

Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.

by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021