conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

conversationalist

someone who has knowledge in many aspects of life and can come up with a remark to keep a conversation going

GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever

GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist

by jon doen July 26, 2010

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

out kick your coverage

When an exceptionally average guy, a 4-6 on the scale of 1-10, manages to land a date with a girl who is a 8.5-10 and doesn't have a chance to keep her much longer. When a guy out kicks his coverage, it is generally associated with incredulous bystanders, jealous males, and looks of befuddlement. Other side effects are laughter and the making of bets for how much longer the two will be together.

Gosh, John, you really managed to out kick your coverage with Jessica...did she lose a bet.

by kinney_robonics November 1, 2013

conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.

Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Drparty November 9, 2008

CoDversation

When two Call of Duty players clog up the left side of the computer/TV screen talking on and on about irreverent bullshit instead of focusing on the game at hand.

Taken from combining Call of Duty, or CoD, and conversation.

Keep the CoDversation to a minimum, people, and try to focus on the goddamn war, huh?

by Kyle E. Coyote May 17, 2009

Conversation Foul

Similar to the effect of a "party foul" except in an environment in which those associated are experiencing a socially unacceptable disturbance in a conversation during a social gathering. Conversation Foul can come about from the 3 I's;

1.) Impulsive arrogance, like when someone asks a question only to answer before the other person can respond.

2.) Inappropriate, scandalous or any other interruptive topics containing subject matter departing from the original topic of a conversation. Such as someone's interruptive tale of having sex on the beach when in fact the group were referring to the cocktail made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.

3.) Incorrectly assumes the topic and interrupts a previously thriving conversation amongst a group of people with a question which does not coincide with its actual subject matter.

Or any disturbance in a flow of serene conversation which is then resulting in a lingering awkward atmosphere all while the guilty party is completely unaware due to a many number of reasons but usually it is because they are stupid, arrogant, or awkward.

**Note**

Not to be confused with Autism, which is a serious developmental disorder which adversely affects the brain's ability to development social and communication skills

Justin: I think I'm going to have you sit this one out .

Sam: Wait, how come?

Justin: You wanna know? Fo realz?

Sam: Yes.

Justin: Sam, you are the worst at parties.

Sam: Why?

Justin: You just waltz all over to a stranger's conversation and commit massive conversation fouls which leave me unable to get laid by being associated with you.

Sam: That reminds me of the time I got so horny that I just...(awkward ending).

Justin: ...

Sam: What?

Justin: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! THERE, YOU JUST DID IT.

Sam: I, uh... *exits stage left*

by Mr. Benjamin Otter January 3, 2011