bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.

Oh him? He my play cousin.

by yo boo January 30, 2004

Fake Cousin

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.

Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.

by Denmaniac January 5, 2009

Consistent

Ron Paul; maintaining a belief or practice that holds true for an extraordinarily long time; Ron Paul.

Person A: "hey dude, I'm like the most consistent person I know."

Person B: "Then you obviously don't know Ron Paul, that motherfucker is consistent."

by AbundantLiberty May 3, 2012

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005

cousin jack

In the upper peninsula of Michigan this has been used to designate a male person, or descendant of such, who has immigrated from Cornwall, England. The feminine form is 'cousin jenny.' These terms are often capitalized.

The famous pasty was brought to the upper peninsula of Michigan by the cousin jacks.

by Silver dawn August 28, 2013

cousin cuddle

When a cousin casually cuddles with their cousin but doesn't want sex. But somehow it looks like they do.

Marina casually cousin cuddles Kyle

by lamapotatoe April 21, 2016