Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

cotching

relaxing, chilling, sitting back, having fun

If one was really chilled out and relaxing they could say 'I'm bares cotching.'

by MR REID December 10, 2007

Counting Your Dick

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

by Laver May 11, 2007

couchin it

The act of sitting on a couch with friends eating and doing whatever you want except for hard work. Getting the remote is even taking it a little far. (Google image search for more information)

At Chris's party, our group was couchin it over by the new plasma tv.

by Doug Templeton (Creator of the word back in 2003) June 5, 2005

19 Kids and Counting

A show that lasted from 2008-2015. It centers around the Duggar family, which consists of two parents and 19 children (10 boys and 9 girls). The parents are named Jim and Michelle, none of the children are adopted, and all of their names start with “J.” Their names are listed in the hashtag area oldest to youngest.

19 Kids and Counting is only the best show ever!

by Hotgirl_937 November 29, 2018

chuching

crying while masturbating

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

by daniel nathan barthelomew May 18, 2010

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016