Costco Boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.

Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016

costco bukkake

When he says, “hey, we hate everything, let’s go out,” but you both would just kinda rather die.

Accidentally swiped right and next thing I know we’re going out next Friday and I really hope she’s down for some samples and a Costco bukkake.

by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 30, 2019

costco-ized

(verb) - purchased from Costco, therefore implying you've accomplished the task with quality and savings

"How did you make this delicious dip?"
I costco-ized it.

"Why is your freezer so packed?"
It's been costco-ized.

I've been saving money by costco-izing my gas.

"Wow! Your house looks so fabulous."
Almost everything inside was costco-ized.

by Kristilyn Atalig January 23, 2008

Costco Ho

A woman who serves her community in bulk with bargain prices.

Costco Ho in action...

Daniel: "Curtis, your momma must work for Costco."
Curtis: "Why?"
Daniel: "Cause she was giving out free samples at the street corner."

by Semoore Butts September 11, 2005

COSTCO Shirt

A type of shirt, often with a nature pattern, that is manufactured for and sold at COSTCO. Often worn by family men without much sense of style.

Phil put on his COSTCO Shirt before going for a ride in his mini-van.

by The Remster September 6, 2005

costco breath

the breath you get after eating all the samples offered at costco.

Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!

by Kandeez May 28, 2010