Get the cosmic mug.Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
by Cosmic Jew May 21, 2009
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The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.
I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.
by Angrier Monkey July 21, 2009
Get the Great Cosmic Negro mug.Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.
A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
Get the Cosmic String mug.1. n. Sequential Art. (courtesy of Will Eisner.RIP)
2. n. plural in form, used with a singular verb. 1. Juxtaposed pictoral and other images in deliberate sequence, intended to convey information and/or to produce an aesthetic response in the viewer. (according to Scott McCloud's comic, "Understanding Comics." Good comic, go read it.)
2. n. plural in form, used with a singular verb. 1. Juxtaposed pictoral and other images in deliberate sequence, intended to convey information and/or to produce an aesthetic response in the viewer. (according to Scott McCloud's comic, "Understanding Comics." Good comic, go read it.)
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Person 1: Comics are for kids!
Person 2: Only if you're narrow-minded and a retard.
Superman comics are awesome, but I also like indie comics like stuff from Oni, you know, Blue Monday and Hopeless Savages.
Person 1: Comics are for kids!
Person 2: Only if you're narrow-minded and a retard.
Superman comics are awesome, but I also like indie comics like stuff from Oni, you know, Blue Monday and Hopeless Savages.
by Ken Hidaka March 8, 2005
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He also has a YouTube Channel named "CosmicTeal"
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Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.
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