Cosmo Kramer

The god of all that is holy. The man that can get whatever he wants including females. Someone that you aspire to be. The mr. cool of the 90's and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.

Yo, that Cosmo kramer is a real assman.

I wish i was like Cosmo Kramer.

by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006

cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).

I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.

by m-t July 7, 2005

cosmironic

cos·mi·ron·ic
\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective

(a combination of cosmic and ironic)

1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.

2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.

3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.

4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.

5. Irony of fate.

--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)

"It seems somehow cosmironic that I lost my cell phone, my laptop, AND my PDA within the same week."

"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."

"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."

"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"

by Pascalawag August 25, 2009

Cosme

the funniest guy you will ever mean. hes the most caring person and he will show you that he cares about you in the most sweetest way. its love at first sight with him and you will not regret meeting him. hes a sweetheart and you will regret losing him so you shouldnt leave him. if youre my cosme, just know that I love you.

i love you cosme :')

by 4rianaa May 25, 2019

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019

cosmicyeonjun

is funnys and amzings person to exist.they so nice and deserve world.they makes happy and is best.you should follow them because funny and good.they is best and deserve everything.oha🥺😭😭😭

“do know cosmicyeonjun?”-me
“no sorry🤷 ♀️“y/n
“OMG HOW THEY SO BEST😭🤷 ♀️😵”-me
“okay sorry they is ill go follow now🥰”-y/n

by guesswhoiam. March 9, 2021

Cosmic Mates

1. Two people that truly complete each other. One cannot live without the other.
2. Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson.
3. Romeo and Juliet.
4. Zak and Jamie.

Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson are Cosmic Mates, together for eternity.

by Pamela Courson October 12, 2008