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Corpse Creeper

A sober to semi-drunk person who tries to hook up with someone that is passed out due to alcohol consumption.
Brian is a corpse creeper becasue he was creeping all over this girl in order to get pussy because thats his only way of getting it.
by Knedgolf March 2, 2009
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Coors Light Thermometer

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
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corpse stan

Corpse stans are usually kids that simp for corpse’s voice in any way possible, pretty much like the dream stans but on the side of simping for voices. They think onlyhands exists and they live of their among us career
Corpse Stan: Did you hear Corpse Husband has an onlyfans?!?!? OMG hes soo sexyy!!!
Normal Person: Are you okay? You are a male 12 year old simping for an adult male’s hands and voice?
by teez is juan December 31, 2020
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Mr corish

A paedophile teacher who filmed up girls’ skirts for sexual gratification for many years and didn’t get caught until 3025
“Mr corish made us bend over in yoga, but it was a music lesson?!”
by Konvent Kidd November 9, 2017
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Valiant Corps

Valiant Corps is a small discord guild that originated from the online browser game AOTTG
by Hirkmenwkvowlgkrowov November 5, 2018
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Job Corps

IN GENERAL:

The Food was gross (as a vegetarian, they once served me a RAW POTATO for dinner!!) ...But it was FREE!

The dorms were old and falling apart (The furnace would decide to stop working in the middle of winter and blow out FREEZING cold air, it would take a minimum of 3 days to get maintenance in to fix it) ...But it was a FREE bed to sleep in!

The roommates were immature, loud, and freakin INSANE! (I watched this one girl make out with her stuffed animal dog for an hour before crying herself to sleep) ...But it taught you INTERPERSONAL SKILLS!

The leaders in dorm were full of themselves, gave bad advice, and some even stole things from others. (My room leader once during chores got into my dresser and stole $35 dollars out of my I.D. Pouch) ...But they taught you how NOT to be a leader!

The staff liked to patronize the students. Most were write-up happy. (We sometimes got write ups for walking in the grass) ...But the ones that really cared about the students would have done ANYTHING to help us out!

All-in-All

Job corps really sucked, but if you go in with the right head about things and follow the rules (no matter how pathetic they are) you'll survive just fine! Job corps was good for me, and good for a ton of other people too!

...oh! Did I mention that they PAY YOU TO RECEIVE A FREE EDUCATION?!?! That's right, YOU GET MONEY FOR IT!!!
I spent 366 days at Job Corps and Graduated from the program as a CERTIFIED PHARMACY TECHNICIAN and CERTIFIED PHLEBOTOMY TECHNICIAN (and over $900 in my back pocket!)

Job Corps, although tough, is a good place to get straight!
by 1-2-3;4-3-2 July 4, 2011
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Commack Corkscrew

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.
Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"
by Frenchie Ventimiglia June 3, 2009
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