tarni cornish

A very strong inteligent women who struggles with her own thoughts. She makes herself feel and look as if she isn't perfect (Which is a delusion). She has the most beautiful eyes and heart stopping smile that goes with a sexy super model body. When she likes you, you will need an army to keep her a way from you. Shell be the best thing thatll ever happen to you. She make sure you are fed, caught up on sleep and felt loved. Tarni Cornish is PERFECT.

Love you ... J

Wish my girlfriend was Tarni Cornish.

by Mcery October 30, 2019

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.

OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023

archie cornish

a boy from maidstone who loves rubie clark lots and lots and forever will xx

i love rubie quoted archie cornish

by uwumonstaaa August 10, 2025

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

cornish muddbutt

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013

Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019