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Cornished

1.) To bring a forum thread to a screeching halt, to side rail and deliberately confuse all who contribute.

2.) One who pours paints on his wheel chair and spins around on a piece of canvas to call it art.
1.) Wow he just Cornished that thread.

2.) Look at this disturbing Cornish.
by fickwitchew March 4, 2010
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cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.
This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.
by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005
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cornisha

Very smart
Super pretty
Very confident

Has a big ass booty and thick as fuck
All the hoes hate cornisha!!
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dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.
I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
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Sadie Cornish

A woman with a very short temper and extremely large thighs.
Jeez. Stop acting like such a Sadie Cornish!
by KoRnDawg September 6, 2012
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corliss

* one who possesses the kind of ‘loud’ that will leave a deafening and lasting impression.

* akin to querulous, but very, very loudly done in a loving manner - so much so, that you're stuck somehow liking the situation.

* one with so much love, panache, spunk, and vim inside an itty-bitty body.

* a distinctive voice with a specific pitch and tone that can be heard and sometimes echo across vast distances and a cacophony of other sounds.
corliss hurts my ears.
by Steven K. Hoang April 24, 2006
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Carlisle

Carlisle is a small city of around 70,000 people (2001 census) located in north-west England, ten miles from the Scottish Border. With its origins in Roman pre-Christian Britain, Carlisle, Cumbria came long before any other Carlisle, especially that vampire from those shit-house books.

The Roman settlement of Luguvalium was built atop the older Northumbrian town of Caer Luel - literally Luel's Castle. The Latin name translates to roughly the same meaning. The town is thought to have been named for the Celtic god Lugos, the namesake of many other towns such as Lugudunum - modern Lyon.

Carlisle played a fairly large part in the 1745 Jacobite Rebellion, when it played host to the Young Pretender after capitulating to the Jacobite cause. This treason was rewarded by the Duke of Cumberland, nicknamed Butcher Cumberland, reputedly with the execution of every tenth man, woman or child in the town. Carlisle was also sacked by the Scottish rebel William Wallace, and not York as shown in Braveheart.

Today Carlisle is best known for its homophobic bishop - who claimed that the floods in Kingston-upon-Hull were God's judgement against homosexuals, its large biscuit factory, average football team - Carlisle United, its Norman castle, medieval Cathedral and notorious nightclub-filled street - Botchergate or Botch as it is known to the locals.
Carlisle, the Great Border City.
by Vredesbyrdkhan March 8, 2011
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