Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .

guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes

by hawkk1 July 14, 2019

coitally disturbed

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

by doodness July 31, 2009

4th point of contact

A military term used to described your ass. Comes from paratrooper training. When you land after a jump, you hit the ground and roll. This causes your 1st POC to be the balls of your feet. 2nd POC is your calves. 3rd POC is your back of your thigh. 4th POC is you ass, and 5th Point Of Contact is your shoulder blade.

The idiot who listed 5th point of contact with a similar definition needs to get his head out of his 4th point of contact.

by LoudRed January 6, 2009

cocotaso

A disciplinary hit with the knuckles to the head. A Hispanic term.

Give that little brat a cocotaso!

by AmberRazzleDazzle August 12, 2016

cootalang

Dead beat nigger father who abandoned their young at birth.

Ugly ass cootalang.

by Cootalang October 18, 2017

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out

i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka

by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008