coot

a woman’s vagina, typically one that is very shiny and small

“my coot is gonna explode”

by antithesis the 1st October 4, 2023

coot

Is when you are crazy.

"I think you are coot."

by Dr. Deloris January 8, 2024

Coot

To have anal and vaginal sex at the same time

Normally conducted by an individual with low self esteem

The woman conducting the act normally has at least 3 chins and is extremely obease and is a reall moral booster for the boys

Me and the boys cooted that that Jessica shut last night....

by Snowwwey November 27, 2023

coot

something or someone that is too cute to say “cute”, most commonly used by littles and/or in roleplays.

my girlfriend’s little moustache hairs are so coot, i just want to kiss her face!

by Mars Bars N Stars July 4, 2024

Cööt

A cööt is a very long, and lanky cat going far beyond normal cat anatomy. They can be seen staring at walls, or contemplating why they ever exist. The vast majority of cööts are house cats. These special snowflakes can go absolutely bonkers for no reason, but this rarely ever occurs. It shall only occur when the cööt is having a serious mid life crisis, and feels overwhelmed. Cööts are at nature a very serious species, and are basically the intellectuals of the cat world. These cats are also extremely strong because of their complex figure. Cööts can run very very very fast, faster than any other cat species. This is because of their long and lanky leggs which allows them to propel theirselves forward at an extraordinarily impressive rate. They are overall the most interesting cats to ever walk this trash bin we call an Earth.

“ Oml that cat is one long boi I think it’s a cööt. “
“ Karen our cööt is staring at the walls again... “

by Xx QwQ xX May 30, 2019

coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011