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Constance

Often a short girl the size of a chipmunk, even though constance has a lovely personalities they often get rude to everyone at random points and they seem to think they have a talent which is to dance.
Hey is that constance, Omg your so short.
by Kizengi November 27, 2019
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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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Constance

If your name is Constance, you're really cute. Constance's are funny, badass, kind, supportive, and drop-dead gorgeous! If you get to date one, don't let go of her and treat her right. Be loyal to her and respect her because she is a queen. Wherever you meet Constance (whether it is on Omegle or at school), just know that if you really love her, get to know her and shoot your shot, even if it misses! Dating a Constance is a privilege and words can't describe how lucky you are. Constance's are really down to earth, super smart, and have a dark sense of humor (in a cute way). My point is, Constance's are the best thing to exist, especially the one I know <3 They also have AMAZING personalities.
Hey Constance, I just wanted to say I love you. I just can't get enough of your beautiful face and body and you're 100% the one for me. Ilysm.
by RickLovesYou 😊❤ October 22, 2020
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contraception

used to prevent pregnancies
use contraception when you have sex
by todd08 April 17, 2005
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contract lesbian

A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.
Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
by Quack Quack January 30, 2006
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Contracrapper

A name for any dog that is extremely picky about where it takes a shit.
My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!
by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011
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