Born-Again Fiscal Conservative

When a politician abruptly becomes conscious about government spending and the national debt, often occuring after their political party becomes the minority, and thus has less government influence to pass legislation.

Several Republican members of the House of Representatives became born-again fiscal conservatives when Barack Obama became President, after years of wasterful spending.

by fwc83 July 16, 2009

Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

by PK001 March 4, 2008

Conservo

Someone cruel and uncaring, wanting what they think is best for everyone but not caring who is hurt or upset while getting it. Named after a secret society which tried to change the world to what they thought was the better by hacking MSN accounts.

"That's so mean! You're such a conservo!"

by defin1009 April 7, 2009

conservidouche

A person who believes in being close-minded to the point of extreme douchbag-ness

Putting time restrictions on your gaming consoles for beliefs although your friends do not share the same extreme beliefs that you may have.

"Just let us play after sundown, Brandon Grentz room 414, don't be a conservidouche."

by Doctor Boobs November 6, 2009

conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Conservmunism

When a conservative government indemnifies private companies against losses from striking workers.

Person in the UK: the government are even indemnifying the companies against losses, so they've no incentive to meet their demands

Other internet rando: sounds like conservmunism

by Amibelle December 13, 2022