condazzled

The state of being confused and dazzled at the same time

Jerry was condazzled when he was told he won the lottery

by Boom46 January 4, 2017

confazzled

This is a noun...

it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.

Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!

for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.

Boyfriend: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 1080 NO SCOPE QUAD HEADSHOT WITH NO STOPPING POWER OR STEADY AIM IN SEARCH ON SHOWDOWN!
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...

Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled

by bicboiiiiiiii August 31, 2011

connal fetish

a fetish where a person frequantly wants the act of connaling to be done to them by a connal - (EXTREMELY RARE) only has been one case

i wish someone else would peform connaling on me instead of me doing it to them. yay i have a connal fetish

by p4ul April 17, 2008

conna

'conna'

A conna is a 'mamas boy' as far as the term can stretch.
'Wussy', 'Mump', 'Tit', 'Leeroy'.

To call someone a 'conna' is to call someone a hybrid of the above.

Conna was a 'conna'.

by 10293 May 11, 2006

Conna

A person who is a simp or simpleton (someone who over values a woman)

Everyone: look at conna he is such a simp
Woman: i wish someone Simped for me as much as conna

Men: He is the simp

by Laughingguitar February 14, 2020

connan

a little ranga who has an even smaller penis. he gets hard to his grandmother and lasts less than 20 seconds in bed. he has no sexual prospects and enjoys a fricker sticker on the weekends.

oh look he has a tiny penis he must be a connan

by tiny dick meat 69 February 7, 2022

Connat

noun

An Australian social media app where users can browse a location-based feed and share photos anonymously.

"Did you see that photo on Connat?" "Yeah! It must have been taken nearby..."

by abbalol March 24, 2016