Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.

Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!

by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Staring Contest

Lookin each other, eye to eye without laughing.. however the first one that laughs looses the competition..

wow Amar is totaly gonna win over Christian in staring contests.. Amar is invincible!

by Antonije September 17, 2006

Holding it in Contest

To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.

"Cal Ripken Jr. did too play for the Orioles. Wanna have a Holding it in Contest over it?"

by Johnny Crappleseed February 4, 2009

Conestoga High School

An overcrowded public high school located in southeast pa. Known for their boys/girls soccer and lacrosse teams, spoiled main line brattiness, the cliques, and drugs. This school is primarily white but with mixed cultures. This school is known for hazing during football season and the “broomstick” incident. Oh, or the feature on fox news about two girls in their car saying the N word. Couldn’t forget parties every holidays and nattys. Most white kids in this school could afford private, but why go to private when you can experience this. School rival? Radnor High School. Also no one will ever feel the pressure of being the top #1 High school of Pennsylvania unless you attend here.

Boy: What school you go to?

Girl: Conestoga High school why?

Boy: *either dips her* or “oh shitttt”

by Cameron Lee7 January 25, 2020

Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

eurovision song contest

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.

Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

by WeresorryAmerica April 20, 2017