Conver-fuckin-sation 

Conver-fuckin-sation –

1) A deep, awkward or intense conversation brought on unexpectedly or in an inappropriate place or time. Usually the person is trapped and forced to participate with no way out.

2) A harmless or superficial discussion that takes a serious or intense turn without notice or opportunity for escape.
3) Having to listen to other people’s bull shit.
4) When drunk or high strangers/friend force you into talking about the serious issues of the world (or their lives) when you do not want to.

I told my boyfriend I would be late coming home and it turned into a conver-fuckin-sation about our relationship.

Every time my mom calls it turns into a drawn out conver-fuckin-sation about why I don't call.

I thought I was going to score with that girl, but we just went to her place and had a conver-fuckin-sation til she passed out.

Conver-fuckin-sation by DJBens77 May 4, 2009

conkers 

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

conkers by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers Deep 

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

Conkers Deep by Adrian December 5, 2003

Conkers 

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.

Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!

Conkers by Testi-clese June 29, 2023

Man conkers 

A gentleman's game played indoors in front of an open fire. The aim of the game is to bring your opponent to his knees by bombarding his scrotum with a series of wrecking ball blows using only your own scrotum and the power of your pelvic thrust.

Equipment required:

A good sized-pair of man conkers (shaven in professional matches or unshaven for amateur duelling).

The koteka (approved by the Chief Umpire in all competitions or at the discretion of opponents in non-competitive matches).

Rules of the game

The game will commence with a toss, the winner of the toss may elect to strike or receive.

Each player then takes three alternate strikes at the opponent's conkers.

Each attempted strike must be clearly aimed at the nut, no deliberate mis-hits.

The game will be decided once one of the conkers is smashed.

A small piece of nut or skin remaining shall be judged out, it must be enough to mount an attack.

If both nuts smash at the same time then the match shall be replayed.

A player causing a knotting of the man conkers (a snag) will be noted, three snags will lead to disqualification.

"I do enjoy a ruddy good game of man conkers," said Gerald as he reigned several blows upon Rupert's already tender scrotum.

Man conkers by Gerald Crich November 8, 2013

boofing conkers

someone that inserts chestnuts, also known as conkers in the UK into their anal cavity for sexual pleasure

Hey Carlos, areyou boofing conkers again or why are you acting so strange?

boofing conkers by SkyNexus February 3, 2023

conkers 

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

conkers by streed51 May 30, 2008