conundrum

The state occurring when a delight conflicts with a concurrent displeasure.

I am often faced with a conundrum when my second head begins pleasurably licking my genitals, while my first head's tongue senses an immense funk.

by Vanderjacked May 27, 2009

Gentile conundrum

Phenology in which Gentiles who have low aptitude are unable to articulate the Gentile askance toward language (explicitization) and high-aptitude Gentiles observe the Gentile norm to discuss the condemnation of language (materialism) implicitly (violently).

The Gentile conundrum prevents Gentiles from conveying to Jews the ontology behind antisemitism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 20, 2019

Conundrum

The act of envoking physical damage, most likely with a gun of some sort.

"Yo, we gotta connundrum those fools."
"Fo' real yo."

by Rasputin March 29, 2005

cundumdrum

A huge amount of matter that is ridonculous

there is a huge cundumdrum of ppl i cant get through

by nelly wilson January 4, 2008

Conundrum

A eord that, if said, will get you no friends.

When Mike said the word conundrum, everyonenkost all respect for him and hated him. Mike is such a loner...

by ihateconrdurmsnotcondoms February 8, 2012

Conundrum

A sports-loving, party-hardy bro who doesn't eat meat or drink alcohol.

Timmy was up against a helluva tailgating conundrum as his college football team was facing their rival.

by okhare September 13, 2016

Conundrum

a word people named simar often struggle to spell during spelling bees and it still haunts them to this day

Simar spell conundrum
C-o-n-n-u-n-d-r-u-m

by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021