+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020

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confungit

a word used when one is feeling to confused to make an actual word

"CONFUNGIT"
"...um, what?"

by andrea63278879603 March 5, 2009

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Confurzgled

It is a state of mind in which you will be confused to the point where your brain will go into an "overdrive". Your mental resources will go into an overload in exchange for loss of coordination, focus, and possibly manhood.

Your brain will then violently implode, and cease to exist, possibly summoning an infamous black hole.

"Holy crap, I slapped the booty of Jack's girlfriend, and I think he got confurzgled!"

"Dude, that girl's behaviour is pushing me to the brink of confurzgledia!"

by Confurzgladiator March 19, 2010

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Confurious

A state of rage co-mingled with confusion, generally involving some sort of failure of interpretation.

I seriously cannot find this address, this map is making me confurious.

by dd88fosho October 4, 2010

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Confusincest

The strange phenomenon where all of your close friends become an extended family where "blood lines" overlap and make absolutely no sense to the people involved or those observing from a sane vantage point.

Friend 1: I have 3 moms, one of them being male, 4 daughters (1 adopted), my stepmom is also my sister, my other brother is the black sheep literally, another sister is my synchronized sex twin, and one of my daugters has like, 3 dads.

Friend 2: O_O...that's total confusincest...can I join?

by sassyjurphy January 26, 2011

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