Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Cultural Mind-Control

The intentional subliminal, subconscious, and operant conditioning of individuals through the usage of the education system and entertainment mechanisms to manipulate the collective behavioral patterns of society.

An entire generation exposed to simulated violence for years routinely exercises violence with no remorse as if they live in a brainwashed cultural mind-controlled state.

by *18* Jean-Philippe *18* July 23, 2012

parental controls

something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on

go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)

by web secrets December 7, 2003

control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

by sigma February 26, 2013

control freak

Someone who feels justified in attempting to control aspects of another persons life or manipulate others into doing what the controlling person wants. This person will eventually lose friends, have many failed relationships, only hang around people they believe are controllable/inferior to them, and last but not least pressure everyone else around them to think how they think. Some will change their ways but most do not. The only way they change is if they face a major loss in their life such as a divorce, a breakup, or being fired from their job that finally makes them start to question themselves instead of only the people around them.

Me: "i dont think i can go to the park right now, i have to do a couple of things"

Control Freak: "what do you mean? you just said you were gonna go ? just come with us we'll have a great time. you like the park"

Me: "i understand that i like the park but i just cant go i have something to do around that time"

Control Freak: "dude you just said it, this is ridiculous. why cant you go we talked about it all week? youll have a good time, me and (some non-demanding person) will be there. this is why your such a failure at (insert anything here) and youve gotta grow a pair and (insert baiting insults here)

Me: "sorry man im going to do some chores"

Control Freak: "WHATEVER MAN! im not going to invite you to the party now and im going to take back my ipod, your so unreliable and (insert faux punishment here)

Me: "whatever take your materialistic bullshit and shove it up your tight asshole."

by society is fail October 22, 2012

control freak

just that asshole who thinks he's on top the world when everyone else behind his back thinks and knows that he is a fricking asshat

Oh my god, I hate that fucker! He's such a control freak!

by your neighbourhood pervert May 20, 2018

Conbrole

To alleviate the grief or sense of loss of a fellow bro. What a bro does for another bro when he is feeling down.

Ted took the time to conbrole Martin after the 49ers lost the Super Bowl.

by RedBeard53 March 6, 2013