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Comment Risk

The risk brought on by specific comments on any particular Facebook status. Comments with high comment risk would be things like comments by your family on a status meant to make your friends laugh. Comments with extraordinarily high risk are usually deleted in order to still get the intended attention.
God dammit, my mom just commented on that inside joke I posted. I'll have to delete it, too much comment risk.
by xuberxhaxxx July 7, 2010
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Comment Envy

The feeling one experiences after noting the high number of comments a social networking friend receives in comparison to their own.
She seethed with comment envy everytime Elizabeth's inane status updates garnered more comments than her much more provocative ones.
by Elmo11 September 19, 2010
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Comment Section Stupid

The worst kind of stupid. The special kind of stupid that makes you lose all hope for mankind.
by ChaseHimself April 18, 2015
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Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
by metaz January 19, 2023
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YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
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Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way
"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!
by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003
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doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.
You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022
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