sport compacts

Cars such as the Lancer, Civic, Focuses, Cavilers and so on. Most are slow, weak econoboxes but with the simple addition of a 2 foot tall wing, fart can muffler and dozens of stickers it can easily do a 10 second 1/4 mile. These cars were unfortunatly made famous by The Fast and The Furious, or known to non Ricers as the worst movie ever. Often in these cars you'll see teens reving their engine as they pull up beside non sticker covered cars such as a GN, GT, Z-28 and then get their asses blown away by a car that has more displacement that my beer mug.

Me: There's some sport compact beside me. Why's he reving his engine?
Sport Compact guy: vrum, vrum (sounds like a weed wacker) Common boooiii! I gats NAAWWWWWWSSS up in deeez byatch. Fo shizzle brah!
Me: Fuck off *20 foot burnout*
Sport compact guy: vrum vrum Hum... I should add a few more Type R stickers to my Caviler

by Grim September 24, 2004

small and compact

A person, generally female, below at height of 5'5" or so. This small stature is often desired for innovative sexual positions, such as walking ang fucking her, fucking her against the wall, or walking her like a wheelbarrow and fucking her.

Jane is totally our type. She is cute, funny, and small and compact. We'd love to Eiffel Tower it.

by Moped September 23, 2005

Turkish Trash Compactor

The act of placing a sausage up one's anus and squeezing the meat out into a waiting partner's mouth.

Yo, Terry totally just gave Matt a huge Turkish Trash Compactor

by Damn-Yankee November 19, 2007

Bulgarian trash compactor

A sexual act involving 2 partners, one partner starts plowing the other upside down while puking and shitting in a bottle, said partner will pull out and cum and piss in the bottle shaking it up. The second partner eats the concoction while wearing the head of a coyote

"That bitch i took home last night gave me a bulgarian trash compactor"

by Goosetweezers August 27, 2018

computus nerdus

1. a computer nerd

2. wizkid

3. any employee of Wizkid Computers

4. any person that spends more time on the computer than sleeping.

Stop being such a computus nerdus.

That guy must be a computus nerdus.

by Larry Schoof July 29, 2004

Dr. Compact

A rapper or dj that is lame. Also known as Dj Compact. Compact refers to brainsize in this case.

yeah i tried dj-ing once, but i came no further than Dj -the fuck- compact hamstah level. Daimn.

by def P da shiznaitzschj (russia) June 11, 2003

bmw e46 compact

A shitty ugly car that is usually bought by people who want to brag about owning a bmw on social media

“Wow look at this guy driving his bmw e46 compact. He must think he’s actually impressing someone lmao what a joke”

by IsYaBoiSteliosss November 20, 2021