Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

by StalePhish September 18, 2005

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

Comcast

also known as worddowntime/word

Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.

by tehehehe November 8, 2003

comfy womfy

comfortable and warm

Jasmin's bed is always COMFY WOMFY!

by monkii1111 May 26, 2011

Comcassed

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide

I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...

by arrogant-bastard May 15, 2015

Comfy Dump

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.

since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.

by raynadayz April 27, 2017

ComyetAnimations // CAD

a youtuber who makes animations on youtube

"wow, who made this animation?"
"its by ComyetAnimations // CAD!"

by lmao i dunno March 14, 2019