Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

Combussin'

The act of combusting in a manner that is in any way swag or delectable.

meatball 4 explodes into a tasty paste, meatball one says "that was swag," meatball two says "that was delectable," meatball three says"that was combussin'."

by schmeat ball March 24, 2023

Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson

by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011

compusation

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone

"This class is boring... compusation?"

by Skitch360 May 1, 2008

commusion

noun, countable
an erroneous belief in something good about Communism

The youth of China would rather live the commusion that had been implanted in them by the character building system of the Chinese Communist Party than wake up to reality because if reality turns out to be something quite different than what they have learned, it means having to aware that they have wasted their youth on the commusion.

by Adamo-chan September 6, 2005

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006