Liberal Coma

Liberal Coma is the state of political unconsciousness. Time frames for this condition varies but usually only last until the individual grows up and has to actually face reality. When people have suffered or are in a Liberal Coma they are very idealistic or unrealistic about the world they live in. Often when these people either have to support themselves or have children they begin to wake up from this coma. Some never wake up.

Veronica woke up from her Liberal Coma when she saw her unemployed, single-mom neighbor pull into her driveway with her new car, one of her babies daddies and the groceries she just purchased with food stamps.

by dirtykurty September 23, 2010

Coma White

Coma White is the final track on Marilyn Manson's album "Mechanical Animals". Many fans (including myself) declare it to be probably one of the band's (if not the best) songs that they have ever done.

The character Coma White is also rumoured to be based upon Manson's then girlfriend, Rose McGowan.

Also, the video which almost beautifully depicted the assasination of president JF Kennedy, was pulled from MTV shortly after the death of JF Kennedy Jr.

Theres something
Cold and blank
Behind her smile
Shes standing on an overpass
In a Miracle Mile
Cuz you were from a perfect world
A world that through me away
Today, today
To run away...

Me: jgkftggh I love Coma White...

by Kerianna June 11, 2006

Porn Coma

A porn coma is when you masturbate and a large amount of time passes without you realizing. This usually makes you stupidly late for important events.

"Where the hell have you been?! You've missed half the movie..."

"I slipped into a porn coma..."

by Johnny Concrete May 5, 2010

social coma

The act of withdrawing one's self from all social activity

Jane went into a social coma after her embarrising incident at prom.

by localcelebrity June 11, 2006

coax

To persuade someone into giving you something; cajole.
To obtain by continous persuasion.
Try to salvage something so the situation doesn't worsen.

Evosquall tried to coax Lingo into changing her name to Joywawa, which she did, and regretted very much to this very day.

by Joywawa January 14, 2011

CoD Coma

The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.

"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."

"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."

by iEATbabieZ 666 June 19, 2009

coma beard

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

by llion March 12, 2008