jade-colored glasses

1. when you unfairly judge a situation because of your past indescretions and/or life experiences.

2. glasses that are the color jade.

Like you did with Roger? Quit seeing it through your jade-colored glasses.

by Satiated July 7, 2010

Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

Techno-colored yawn

throwing up, or puking

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."

by Darth Roach February 5, 2010

colored

Word that offends black people, if you are white.

white person: "The colored girl, not the white one".

black person: "Are you calling me a slave?"

white person: "No."

black person: "Well, you said the word colored and that word is what you all use to describe us as you are hanging us."

white person: "umm, I was trying to be respectful".

black person: "Well, you are a cracker."

--and this is ok, apparently.

by grrllw675 October 20, 2008

drop the colored kids off at the pool

to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies

I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class

by EthanEvans08 March 19, 2008

colored poop

What happenes when you eat crayons

When Alyssa ate crayons she had colored poop..........like tye dye

by Adam Simpson September 28, 2006

Rose colored glasses

Seeing only the good in/best in everybody, or the positive, and not the whole picture.

Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021