Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Colon-bowlin'

A term for anal sex.

I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.

by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

colon pushing

Colon pushing is a form of anal sex. It involves inserting the penis into the booty and thrusting as many times as desired.

"I did some mad colon pushing on this ho last night."

by mellowrose July 14, 2006

Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.

"Dude, I have to go drop a colon sausage"

by Goin Once May 11, 2010

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005