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Cauliflower Dick

The result of haveing intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection.
Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.
by Earl Teh Squirrel January 5, 2009
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cauliflower dick

When you dont clean your penis and all the sperm gets trapped inside causing it to look like cauliflower
"Hey melissa, I was fucking this guy when i saw all this shit and i realised he was a cauliflower dick!"
by Bizzy Dog September 24, 2006
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cauliflower

Someone who butts into other people's business/stories.
God, she's such a cauliflower!
by tinasaurus July 21, 2008
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cauliflower ass

When a person has severe HPV in his or her anus.
I went to eat my girls booty last night and i saw she had cauliflower ass!
by ASAP Yakk July 4, 2016
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cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you
ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better
by ellushka April 15, 2023
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The Cauliflower Effect

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"

"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"
by TheF-DOT-GOWERzZ.ox July 27, 2009
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cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
by phi April 25, 2004
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