Coomer-standoff

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.

"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."

by Brednuts November 1, 2021

Cocomelon

A kids shows that is so shit and has been turned into gif’s, memes and is a shown on Netflix ( stop watching the show, ok)

I hate watching cocomelon

by Uhhhq March 21, 2022

Coomer Humor

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

by 3Melanies September 8, 2022

Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"

John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

by seraam_thgiN October 6, 2022

Coomer's Riposte

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

Cocomelon

cocaine for babies

Wow, little Johny is a Cocomelon addict.

Baby Susanna is on that Cocomelon like she on her momma's titties.

by i have to die to reach it May 23, 2023

Coome

The Act of Freaking out after being killed in a video game.

dude, don't coome out after i kill you

by zgraggen February 13, 2007