Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.

Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble

by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020

Cockwamble

A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.

Dr. Fauci is a cockwamble.

by C00F May 14, 2021

Cockwomble

Self opinionated, delusional irrelevant person

See the guy on stage, greatest artist ever ? What a cockwomble!

by Sir Jekyll Shave October 10, 2016

CockWomble

Slag or Slut.
someone who has many partners

She's nothing but a dirty little CockWomble!

by Treeby January 27, 2016

Cockwomble

A deadshit of epic proportions.
A daft individual lacking in intelligence and or wit.

That gardener poisoned a perfectly healthy bed of flowers. What a cockwomble!

by The real Fankles December 13, 2017

Cockwomble

BoJo, the fluffy topped one, the purveyor of untruths and man who has dumbfounded not just his own nation but many around the world.

That Cockwomble Boris Johnston...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

cockwomble

when a boy is really bad with his willy and it shriverls up inside you when he goes too fast.

girl1: oh that maddox boy is really hot
gorl2: yeah but hes a complete cockwombler

by hshshkellogssoup November 14, 2021