cockflange

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.

"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"

by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

cockulater

a word that refers to a lung disease is contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis, which is organic acidemias caused by an enzymatic defect in the metabolism of four amino acids (methionine, threonine, isoleucine, and valine). This results is in an abnormally high level of acid in the blood (academia) and body tissues. In the acute form, drowsiness, coma, and seizures may occur. Mental retardation is a long-term consequence. The disorder may be caused by a deficiency of one or more of the enzymes methylmalnyl CoA mutase, methylmalnyl racemase, or adenosylcobalamin synthetic enzymes. Excretion of methylmalonate, a product of amino acid metabolism, in the urine is abnormally high and therefore is a marker of the disorder. All known organic acidemias are inherited as autosomal recessive traits.

oh no my cockulater it broke

by Some call me Tyrone December 6, 2021

cockulence

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence

by mistressd December 4, 2011

cockolate fondu

The act of dipping your penis into melted chocolate (or cheese) and having someone suck it off.

Oh man I had some delicious cockolate fondu last night, cadbury's from base to bellend.

by arnstar18 August 9, 2015

cockularistic

Optimistic pertaining to male genitalia

Ginger and April were two of the most Cockularistic chicken heads I've ever known when it comes to receiving as many cocks as possible without any regret.Their optimism for cock was unwavering and a bit disturbing to say the least.

by G-TequilaNC July 12, 2017