cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

by Elastin April 4, 2009

cocooned

When you become so isolative in your life, that you enter a cocoon, becoming self sufficient & not reliant on others.

You care not for interaction of other human beings as they bore the tits of you.
Any small talk attempted by strangers will incur an involvement of involuntary vomiting towards them & onto them.

Dave - I have not seen Jeff in weeks?

Joe - He`s cocooned man. He has entered the twilight zone of his own mind and no one is invited.

by flightyzeus July 23, 2012

cocoons

the act of wrapping oneself in a doona and/or blanket and trying to wrap somebody else up to, by only using a rolling motion

Ben was innocently writing his thesis, when Gram came in and started playing cocoons, they both fell off the bed

by Bengramin Duth Sutt September 9, 2013

Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

Cockmongler

by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.

Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster

by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011

Lube Cocoon

A.K.A. Slick Rick; The first bowel movement after an internal anal cumshot.

Man! I had serious case of constipation until I got a killer Lube Cocoon last night! It was amazing how quick it flushed my system out this morning!

by WonderShockX August 7, 2011

Cocoon Job

A blowjob enhanced with the pleasure of a woman's silky long hair wrapped around the shaft of a mans cock during the action.

Crow - "dude, Tiffany wrapped her hair around my cock Last night and sucked me off like a champ."

Money maker mike - "yeah that's called a cocoon job, I had one 30 years ago."

by SmashKing January 7, 2015