cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

by 'Itten March 31, 2009

Cockneed

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.

“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”

by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021

Cockeysville

Cockeysville, MD is approximately 15 miles north of Baltimore City off of I-83. As it shares a zip code with Hunt Valley, it is sometimes referred to as Cockeysville-Hunt Valley.

York Road is the main drag and looks like any American suburb, with strip malls as far as the eye can see. However, it doesn't take long once you venture off York Rd. to find areas sprawling with fairly modern apartment complexes, large single-family homes and mini-estates.

Baltimore County Home park, Long Ridge Golf Course, Oregon Ridge Park, The North Central Railroad Trail, and the woods around Loch Raven offer plenty of areas to get away from the suburban scene.

The population is a mix of just about everything, as the local elementary school shows - Padonia International School.

Over all, it's a pretty cool place to live.

"I put the Cockey in Cockeysville"

by Carmel Portillo January 11, 2009

cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

Cockeyed Freak

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

Cockeysville

A sprawling suburb of Baltimore,MD that shares its zipcode, 21030, with Hunt Valley. Hunt Valley is simply a ritzy name given to the large mall...i mean town center, and the thriving corporate community. Unlike most American towns and suburbs, Cockeysville does not have a downtown or central place. York Rd. runs North-South through the zipcode and is the closest thing to a downtown. York Rd. can take care of all your day-to-day needs with its fair share of department stores, strip malls, car dealerships, restaurants, and other establishments. Just east of York Rd, you have residential areas off of Cranbrook, Warren, and Padonia roads. Here, you will find many apartment complexes, townhouses, and small single family homes. The local public school is Dulaney H.S. To the west of York Rd and I-83, you will find more residential areas, such as the Falls Rd. Corridor, Ivy Hill, and the Western Run Valley. This area is much more country like in nature, and is home to luxurious subdivisions and sprawling country estates, separated by rolling fields and woodland. Here; ceos, milfs, and private school kids live in their own little bubble; isolated from the rest of Baltimore. All in all, Cockeysville is a nice place to live, and has something for everyone.

Although Cockeysville may be diverse, all Cockeysvillians share a common love for the Ravens, alcohol, and their high school.

by cville141 June 16, 2011