cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cockass

A genetically modified donkey with rabies.

That guy who banned me is such a cockass.

by CCHW July 11, 2014

Cockmas

Word used to define a Happy, worth celebrating Christmas that includes a lot more cock than it includes Christ.

"This year i had so many dick appointments that it became Cockmas instead of Christmas!"

by thisishomophobia December 28, 2018

Cockasourous

Wen someone has a hugenourmous penis even bigger than a cockaconda!! Now that's what I call a big D!!

Cockasourous will b cockasourous we bout that life...

by itsthedkilla November 14, 2013

cockass

cock+ass.
its an insult too.

you fucking cockass!

by Lil Chen May 16, 2008

cockasoris rex

An unusually large male penis referred by chicks as a Cockasoris Rex because or its shier size of

9+ inches

Sheman's huge cockasoris Rex was way to big for Nippi's tight little pussy that could only fit a mini sharpy.

by master martin big long June 27, 2009

Cockass

1 A cockass is used when the length of the penis isn't sufficient to pleasure a girl.

2 A short kid that has a rumour about his penis size.

1 Yo, I was fucking this girl with my Jordan, but compared to the other dicks she's seen, she said it was a cockass!

2 Hey Abrams, I heard your a huge cockass? How big is it?

by Space Jam Jardens April 17, 2011