net compliments

Commendation or flattery aimed at an individual who is accomplished, keen, and resourceful with regard to internet related tasks...

"I'm just Joe Schmo, but her constant net compliments make me feel perpetual."

by Naaadz December 3, 2005

Cockpliment

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.

*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."

by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012

Combliment

An compliment combined with an insult that is designed to undermine another's confidence while maintaining the guise of friendship. While mostly prevelant in discussions amongst females, it can be found in male convos as well.

Kimberly: Those few extra pounds you've gained look really good on you.

Sheba: Um, thanks for the combliment.

OR

Dimitri: Does this shirt make me look fat?

Mike: No, your fat make you look fat, but the shirt kinda hides it.

by Kenneth Van Egdon June 23, 2007

Compliment Shopping

Criticizing ones self in hopes that someone will compliment you afterword.

When a sexy bitch says something like "my ass is ugly" so that you will say "your ass looks great"- Compliment Shopping

by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009

Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.

A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.

by Cocky! August 30, 2010

Cocklimate

The time it takes to get used to a dick- before full penetration.

You need 5 min to cocklimate to his 13 inches.

by TrevorRupsBrad September 30, 2017

Crocliment

A compliment only for people wearing Crocs.

Omg Mike, I love your crocs!

Thanks for the Crocliment!

by DMercedes March 3, 2019