cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007

Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...

" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."

by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009

cockaphobia

one afraid of the cock

heartie has a severe case of cockaphobia

by tre June 6, 2003

cocklate

Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.

Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.

by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006

black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

Cockapella

Singing in harmony with a large dick in your mouth

did you listen to hillary clinton's new cockapella song with sarah palin?

by hillaryclinton<3cock January 1, 2011

Cockapotamus

Someone who is a monumental cock.

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus

by Tvmender April 28, 2017