Cockisidal Maniac

A person, generally female, who either enjoys castration or is just in general anti-penis.

Person 1: Dude did you hear about that new anti-rape condom that Alexa invented?
Person 2: Yeah man, i think its called the "Anti-Rape Guillotine."
Person 1: She's such a cockisidal maniac
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by StyeMunstie August 20, 2010

Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

cockisseur

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

by Hotstack November 14, 2015

Cockstica

A swastica drawn with dicks.

You have a giant cockstica on your face bro!!

by Angeledcock79 February 4, 2017

Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.

Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.

by 158mph July 7, 2018

cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.

Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.

by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021