speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.

Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.

by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017

dry cocking

The act of having sex with a woman without any foreplay or lubrication, keeping her vagina dry at the beginning of sex.

Man, I rubbed my dick raw dry cocking that chick last night.

by 47 July 30, 2008

Good Cocking

To smash a lady up sexually to the point where both parties are tired and pleasured

I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne

or

He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey

by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022