cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

by Minouser December 12, 2009

cockdock

1. (n.) a whore or slut who enjoys the company of men

2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis

"She sucked 37 dicks, what a cockdock!"

"Her mouth is a veritable cockdock"

by Rich Scalzo & Vin Collotti October 29, 2006

cockdown

When your casual friends with benefits relationship gets serious and you can't play with others anymore. Like lockdown for the cock.

Sally got knocked up so she and Jim are giving it a go and he is on cockdown.

by natezz April 13, 2007

cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

Cockhoop

Vaginal canal.

Also commonly used as a slang term for a slut.

Derived from a Shakespearean insult, cock-a-hoop by a high school student.

Dude, Sara is such a cockhoop.

by C.B. Stewart December 3, 2011

cocklooking

When a man looks at another man's penis. Usually seen as rude or invasive

Guy: I caught this dude cocklooking in the showers at the gym the other day. He got his ass whooped

by Dick H. Ertz November 27, 2019