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Cockballin

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.
"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
by samsonite joe May 22, 2007
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cock & balls

A guy in his 40s with abnormally high testosterone.
"Dude, I reconfigured your bike into a more aggressive ride."

"Thanks, cock & balls!"
by MysticOgre April 3, 2013
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Cockwallet

"You're a fucking cockwallet."
by xX_Eat_That_Pussy_445_Xx July 12, 2017
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Cocktails

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.
wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass
by He was born that way December 12, 2011
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Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks
After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!
by Jonney July 4, 2007
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Harry Cocnbals

An idiot who has nothing to do but make definitions on urbandictionary. Everybodys pissied at him becuase he makes definitions about everybody.
Harry Cocnbals is fucking moron. He has the stupidest friends in the world.
by Yusi Chen February 15, 2005
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cockbell

A cockbell is someone that is also a cock, twat, cunt etc.
Ally if a fucking cockbell
by kcdrummaster November 21, 2006
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