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cockmongler

A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.
Derek is a huge, flaming cockmongler.
by Jimmie June 18, 2006
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CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.
Your a cocktangle
by Rob November 26, 2003
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cockbangle

A bangle of cocks.
Basicly a huge tangle of cocks
Even more basicly your pretty much fucked by a ball of cocks chasing you
"Fuck, that cockbangle is headed our way"
by peter alabaster October 9, 2007
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cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.
"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"
by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009
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cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler
by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010
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Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).
"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"
by Muffinator June 15, 2016
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Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.
Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*
by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022
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